i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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