I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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