Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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