Are we in a gay sports bar?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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