Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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