Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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