I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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