Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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