I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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