is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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