oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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