im six kinds of drunk right now
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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