Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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