My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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