It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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