i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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