Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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