dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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