I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
