Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize