Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Text me some of your sweat
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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