i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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