it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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