She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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