i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Everclear isn't food dammit
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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