I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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