think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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