I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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