Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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