On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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