I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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