have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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