My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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