How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
this just has baby written all over it
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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