He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
my poor anus
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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