do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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