Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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