it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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