all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
i out mim tonsoeep
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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