I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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