idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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