Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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