2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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