You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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