Small penises have feelings too.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Randomize
