i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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