he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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