Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you have to choose: penises or morals?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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