i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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