apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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