he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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