I need to stop coming to work sober
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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