Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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