she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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